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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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ashic0rn:

My little ham-hams, Kuro and Shiro!

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http://naijamayor.com/15-year-old-african-4-56/ naijamayor.com

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

http://2tonocean.tumblr.com/post/92012498257/hey-i-was-watching-a-bioshock-infinite-lets-play-and 2tonocean
hey i was watching a bioshock infinite let's play and if you stand by the carousel elizabeth will comment about imaging booker on it.

2tonocean:

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Elizabeth has such an amazing imagination, my precious child  :>

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muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

http://seoulsister.tumblr.com/post/73689225417/rabbit-shaming-x seoulsister

dirtygvrl:

Rabbit Shaming [x]

I’m dead

http://marchmathis.tumblr.com/post/90308529714/oh-alright-ill-do-it-so-since-this-is-all marchmathis
marchmathis:


Oh, alright, I’ll do it. 

So since this is all over my dashboard, I’m going to partake in the festivities as well. Not that I usually do these things. Look at me, I’m turning into a tsundere. 
Here we go, happy birthday merboy. 
I feel like a stupid fangirl. 

marchmathis:

Oh, alright, I’ll do it. 

So since this is all over my dashboard, I’m going to partake in the festivities as well. Not that I usually do these things. Look at me, I’m turning into a tsundere. 

Here we go, happy birthday merboy. 

I feel like a stupid fangirl. 

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