February 2012
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whereismyoscar:
wizcoylifa:
kanye west wins best actor to never appear in a movie
willyousmile:
mrgolightly:
whereismyoscar:
Oh that’s right, The Academy Awards are tonight…totally forgot.
Jesus.
omg i cant
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
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Who Would You Ship Me With? →
Anyone from my fandoms
Anyone from Tumblr
Anyone from History
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Anonymous asked: wait… so toph was a rule breaker,...
meggannn:
avatarsnowy:
she probabably had to arrest her mom at some point
“mother, drinking and gambling are illegal in the city, especially when accompanied together — “
“YEAH, WELL, YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR BEING BORING”
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UPDATE
vastderp:
Jack Noir used to be a childkiller, then he took a Skaia to the face.
A New Policy Against Self-Harm Blogs
lovesnotworthless:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and defending our users’ freedom of speech, but we do draw some limits. As a company, we’ve decided that some...
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actual quote from my textbook
snazzycookies:
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clumsyoctopus:
“For several years, investigators have been puzzled by an apparent paradox. On average male homosexuals have 80 percent fewer children than male heterosexuals do.”. Gee! What a BAFFLING mystery!
i don’t
understand
Wait…where do babies come from again? Maybe I’ve been wrong on that *scratches head*.
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